I was in a pub on Friday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked,  "Hey, are
you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped:  "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said...,  "Sorry, are
you two whales from Scotland ?"

That's when the lights went out....

Tags: Wales, Jokes